"you’re the one i want to spend Friday nights with"

163/365 reasons to love you. - A (via iship-usdarling)

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jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

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dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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heliolisk:

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

tumblr text posts are really easy because all you need to do is wait for someone to say something dumb and then repeat it in bold

tumblr text posts are really easy because all you need to do is wait for someone to say something dumb and then repeat it in bold

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  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.